Vui vui truyện cười song ngữ Anh Việt Lãng Mạn[:en]Funny Story Romance

ROMANCE
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
LÃNG MẠN
Một tối kia, một cặp vợ chồng có tuổi đang nằm trên giường. Người chồng rơi vào giấc ngủ nhưng người vợ cảm thấy tình cảm dâng trong lòng và muốn nói chuyện. Bà nói:”Anh thường cầm tay em khi chúng ta yêu nhau.”
Một cách mệt mỏi, ông vươn ngang tay, cầm tay bà trong một giây, sau đó cố quay lại giấc ngủ.
Một lát sau bà nói:”Sau đó anh thường hôn em.” Hơi bực dọc, ông vươn người, hôn vội một cái trên má và nằm xuống ngủ.
Ba mươi giây sau, bà nói:”Sau đó anh thường cắn cổ em.” Điên tiết, ông quăng tấm trải giường và nhảy xổ ra khỏi giường.
“Anh đi đâu?” bà hỏi.
“Lấy hàm răng!”

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ROMANCE
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”